There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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