It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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