Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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