google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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