I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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