I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
