She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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