If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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