Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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