How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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