this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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