its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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