thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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