Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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