I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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