Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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