i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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