honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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