with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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