I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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