oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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