Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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