omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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