Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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