Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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