I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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