I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just had sex on a roof
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
