He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
"it" just moved
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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