Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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