i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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