So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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