I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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