I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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