Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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