Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
