You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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