he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
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