There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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