the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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