Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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