what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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