Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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