wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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