Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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