It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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