We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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