"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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