yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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