I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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