Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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