Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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