im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.