I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"