just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME