Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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