Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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